all creatures great n small?
Q: What kind of cats love the water?
A: Octo-Pussies.
Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.
Q: What’s a porcupine’s favorite food?
A: Prickled onions.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage.
Q: What were the only creatures not to go into the Ark in pairs?
A: The Maggots, they went in an apple.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.
So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.
"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.
The Australian replied "My watch is 1 hour slow !!!!!"
The owl and the pussycat went to sea, but the end of our story’s quite sad.The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
`cos her gameboy was driving him mad.
first time in egypt section um getting bore…where r all u ppl?
um trying to ask Q n TRying to give fuuny answers so dat ppl start asking funny questions…hey ya farah missing u…
hey aXe: i never feel pak is under emergency…media is showing other face of pakistan…news r shown in diff prospective dats y now a days media in pak is nt free….hair fall…use oil twice a week for 2hrs atleast n add lemon in it…n there r many reasons of hair falling…maybe nt sleeping well n maybe u dun use protien in ur food
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hey hey hey
i got another on sardars =p
a sardar saw a thermos for the first time he was told dat it keep hot things warm and cold things cold for a period of time. he got impressed and bought it!
he then took the thermos to office the next day.
his sardar boss saw it n asked wat is it ..
the emp sardar said it is a bottle which keep hot things hot n cold things cold!
the boss replied: great thing! wat do u have in it rite now?
the emp said: 2 glasses of COKE n a CUP of TEA!!! =p
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