Am I Funny?

Qualifications:

1. I throw ice on the floor and watch people fall and laugh

2. I put snot in people’s ears and laugh

3. I scream ‘FIRE!!!’ when I’m in the pool and laugh.

4. I take the pulleys out of weight machines just to watch people struggle.

5. I give lighted cigarettes to squirrels

6. I fondle the breasts of chickens in grocery stores

7. I built an ark out of bibles and sailed it to Atlantis.

8. I burn my girlfriend’s clothes….wait, I don’t have a girlfriend.

9. ogukjgjhfgjhdvitfjghfcnvbcmckfhjvmv

10. I burn magnifying glasses with fire ants.
To Munch: I suck? Yeah you’re right I do, but I was going for desperately retarded…guess I missed the mark.

To Prider: Dane Cook sucks…though I know I’m still worse than him. And, dude, it took me 10 minutes to come up with these gems, so cmon, take my work ethic into account.
To EvilWoma… : I am bored. I mean it’s 6 in the morning and there are no more episodes of Hannah Montana on.

11 Responses to “Am I Funny?”

  1. Prider on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    aside from the last two… and 7… posssibly 6 as well… and 3 is just the work of a hack…. 5 is lame and I don’t believe some one would actually be dumb enough for 4 to happen… 2 is straight up lying… But 1 is freaking hilarious. 8′s pretty good too… But still… you suck.

  2. Munch on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    i would have to say uh no….not at all. sorry pal , i just think you uh suck

  3. AngelEyes on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    no, just wierd

  4. BartandBert on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Well it depends if you consider yourself funny, but I don’t consider you funny.

  5. Naomi K on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Ummmmmmmmmmm No

  6. It`s Meeeeee! on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    no ur just a sicko. u like 2 watch ppl struggle? and that fire 1 could be dangerous!! think before u do or say something. and u don`t have to be funny and be it in a mean way i mean look at the famous comedians out there take after them buddy u can`t do it alone trust me!

  7. EvilWoman0913 on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Sorry, but I think you are just really bored………

  8. LOST on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    bad

  9. CK on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Other than #5, no, sorry, although, I think you already knew that . . . . . but 5 is pretty funny, got any pictures? :-) lol . . .

  10. BethR on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    hahaha. you have my kind of sense of humour :)

  11. Sunny on July 8th, 2010 5:39 pm

    Hilarious!!!!! I wish you were my friend, you would be mad fun to hang out with!! I’d love to be around to watch all the funny things you do. Especially when you do #9.