Athiests: Do you believe this diary I found is from a stow away on Noah's Ark?

Here are some quotes:
"week number 1—
I plan to eat turkey or fried chicken every Sunday, and use the feathers to make my bed.
week no. 2—
Made some good ear plugs from sheep’s wool to block out all those animal noises.
Wish they would stop fighting.
Going to the zoo on Saturday.
week no. 3—
All these hamburgers are great.Wish I had some katsup and fries.
I’m learning to be a good Matador.
week no.4—-
These aligator boots look great.
But that sheep’s starting to nag like a real wife.
week no.5—
Can’t sleep.–That damn gorilla took my bed.
Boy this place smells.

5 Responses to “Athiests: Do you believe this diary I found is from a stow away on Noah's Ark?”

  1. J R on June 23rd, 2010 6:31 am

    Sounds like the real thing to me.

  2. JIBBA JABBA PRIME on June 23rd, 2010 6:31 am

    Thats pretty funny and No

  3. Lois_the_Apostate on June 23rd, 2010 6:31 am

    Where’s the rest of it?? I wanna know what happens next! Like, does he get it on with Japheth’s hot wife?

  4. Voodoid on June 23rd, 2010 6:31 am

    Heh-heh…. real wife… heh….

  5. naughtypiraterachel on June 23rd, 2010 6:31 am

    Too funny, but no.